Reasonable Standards

         I’ve got my standards.
      I prefer an evening out with friends that…
      are not naked,
      are old enough to remember pay phones,
      are not removing themselves to bathrooms with strangers every 20 minutes,
     and will not shoot me,

but the ‘no hair roller’ rule might be a tad unreasonable.

Proper Attire Required
LD Required (?)
Age Limit 25 & Older
No Tank Tops
No Hair Rollers
No Drugs
No Weapons
We Reserve The Right…..

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