How Cookbooks Get Birthed

     Ring-a-ling-a-ling


     “Hello?”
     “Hey Girl. It’s me”
     “Hey there You. Whatsup?”
     “Goin’ to the beach. Wanna come?”
     “What beach, with whom, and when?”
     “Oh don’t sound like such a Yankee gal. It’s a BEACH Bitch!”
     “Have you been watching Real Housewives again? It doesn’t sound good with a Texas accent.”
     “Oh, Cheryl, you do just crack my hind-end up woman. It’ll be fun. We can drink till we drop.”
     “Better.”
     “And swim, and catch-up, and work on your cookbook proposal!”
     “My what?”
     “Your cookbook proposal! With my publisher. You should do it!”
     S-I-L-E-N-C-E
     “I don’t have a cookbook- that I’ve written.”
     “Yes ya do. In your head, and in the kitchen. Golly Gee I’ve eaten your food! And you need to get it out there gal!”
     “What have you done?”
     “Well, don’t go gettin’ your stirrups in the straps but I sorta told my publisher…”
     “What HAVE you done?”
     “Ya gotta come now, so we can work out the particulars.”
     And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how a cookbook gets birthed: through artificial insemination…

(to be continued)

PINIMAGE
This seemed like a reasonable position
to get a better look at the fool
on the other end.

But one in her amazing
anthology of 
from around the country.
Tiffany Harelik-
my friend.
(She really looks like that- pinky swear)




  • Jenny Lynn - sounds like you are writing a cookbook! Very fun way to find out.:)ReplyCancel

  • A Pleasant House - Well, we’ll see. I’d have to add it to my list of things to tackle- and I’m getting more sore after every game day. LOLReplyCancel

  • Rich Rumple - Now, the question is, “What type of cooking is she referring to?” Is it the preparation of food, as in fry, bake, broil, etc… or, could it be … well, I’m too much of a gentleman to go any further. lol Good luck! When’s the free copy day on Amazon going to be? 🙂ReplyCancel

    • A Pleasant House - It’s FOOD cooking Richard! (Jeez) and as for a free copy- I actually have to WRITE the damn thing first! It could be years!!!! UUUGGGHHHH!!!!ReplyCancel

  • Carin Clark @Mrscpkc - Love this! What fun.ReplyCancel

  • thesadderbutwisergirl.com - Now if only you could just plug your head into your computer-Ta-da, you’ve just uploaded a cookbook… Damn, I really need to invent that. It sure would make my job as a writer easier!

    Thanks for linking up with us at the Humor Me Blog Hop!ReplyCancel

    • A Pleasant House - Your sooo welcome. The Hop is always a great way for me to meet new people. And as for the cookbook….. the whole idea is a little scary….ReplyCancel

  • Sue - Well golly gee, I am so proud to know you before you become a famous cookbook author. Your friend could broadcast about you on her radio show, etc. Seems like a nice slide to the next big thing with all your super delicious pictures of food you put on the blog for us. And, even if you don’t do the cookbook right away, I am happy to know you just the same. Happy 4th of JulyReplyCancel

  • William Kendall - Sounds like you’ll have fun getting it done!ReplyCancel

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