As you know, recently, a man, and his wife and child, were terrorized by a motorcycle gang of approximately 25 bikers, on a west side highway that braces NYC from the Hudson River.
It’s called Henry Hudson Parkway, named after English navigator & explorer Henry Hudson.
Henry, in all his wisdom, convinced both the Dutch and English courts that he could find a Northwest passage from the Atlantic to China- through the middle of Canada (The world was flat then, and rivers ran east to west. The sun also came up from the South and the moon was made of green cheese).
After spending a horrific winter, frozen in place on James Bay, he demanded his boats and crew press westward at the spring thaw.
The crew mutinied.
Henry, his son, and seven sick crew members were put in a dingy and set adrift.
The crew, returned to England, blamed two crew members (that coincidentally never made it back), and were acquitted, but Henry had laid the groundwork for the upper New York State colonization by the Dutch- and motorcycle gangs.
Happy Days. The New World is sooooo proud.
So here’s my jist, boys and girls, I don’t care what (if anything) this terrified man may have done to precipitate this situation. I don’t care if he flipped someone off, or his wife mooned a rider, his child may have spit peas, but- every single one of these God Damn bikers should be strung up in the Village Green, or at least be set adrift in a dingy…