Hallelujah

“Ben, I’m going out to find a tree.”

“I’ll be here”. Dahhhh

“I’m back. It’s on the roof.”

“At half time. I’ll get it at half time.” Of course.

“Where is it?”

“On the roof of the car.”

“Well, I hope it’s still there.”

“Me too, or someone’s going back out.”

“Where’s the stand?’

“Right there.”

“Was it trimmed?”

“Yes.”

“Do you have that plastic bag thingy?”

“I do.”

“Where are my heavy gloves?”

“There.”

“Can you help me with this?”

“Can you help me kick your ass?”

“God Damn it Cheryl. Half time’s almost over!”

“God wants nothing to do with this Ben.”

“You always pick the worst times.”

“Get the fucking tree up Ben. I don’t want to hear any shit from you.”

” Can’t this wait?”

” Wait? Sure. Let’s wait. It’ll be here ready for you any time it’s convenient. The tree will be dead and crumbling, I will have your bags packed for a hotel, and the cats will use it as a spray post, but let’s wait.”

“^&*(*)(*)(_&^%%%. Hey, that looks pretty good. Nice tree. Let me get it in tight.”

” Very nice.”

“Ya know, I love the holidays. Oh, look! Peggy likes the tree!”

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