Shedding Light On Resolutions

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What is it about resolutions that’s so infuriating?

 

Probably that we believe that making a ‘promise’ to ourselves, and having that ‘promise’ begin on the first day of a new year will somehow s-o-m-e-h-o-w increase our odds at winning the lack of commitment lotto we will all certainly fall prey to.

 

Silly humans.

 

Of course, any day is the first day of the rest of your life, and just as equally a good day to start your journey into self loathing, so I don’t make New Year Resolutions, but if I did I’d engage in activities and actions that I would have some measure of success in attaining.

 

 

As such, I resolve to do what I know I CAN accomplish, like:

 

 

  • Throw more parties.

  • Eat what I want to.

  • Get more hydration from liquids with labels like Merlot.

  • Communicate with less clarity.

  • Loose my temper routinely.

  • Drive faster.

  • Spend more money.

  • Swear with abandon (wait…)

  • Wear a bikini.

  • Pick-up a new bad habit.

  • Let the organizational structure of our homelife fall three sheets to the wind.

  • Sleep as late as I want to and have breakfast in bed as long as I’m at it.

  • Get less exercise.

  • Run as far, and as fast, as I can from my emotions.

  • Learn a new language- silence.

  • Stop talking to new people.

  • Watch more TV.

  • Read less.

 

 

And generally, just do what I want- it might kill me, but at least I’ll have given it my all, and not challenged myself.

 

Happy New Year to all of you who are going in a different direction.

 

I’ll keep the light on.

 

 

 

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Shedding Light On Resolutions




  • abby@Midlifecrisisnut.com - And she’s back! Great post Cheryl! I would fortify no 3 by Grand Marnier and the list is complete for me:) Happy New Year to you and your family! xx AbbyReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - This past holiday season was a whopper and we had house guests between the main events, so I’ve been a little lack. Happy New Year to you and yours as well my friend!ReplyCancel

  • Carol Cassara - Today’s post, like so many of yours? Totally refreshing! I hear you, sister. I hear you.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Peace Out baby cakes. I knew you’d ‘get’ it.ReplyCancel

  • Roshni - I totally concur! How does promising something on Dec 31st increase your chances of succeeding if you haven’t been able to keep your promise any time else?!ReplyCancel

  • Tam Warner Minton - Ha! I love your attitude! Like we keep our “serious” resolutions, anyway, right?ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - So self-delusional. I prefer full-on acceptance of all my failures.ReplyCancel

  • Elin Stebbins Waldal - hahaha! This really is great, Cheryl. Refreshing in the midst of the New Year barrage of resolutions that abound on social media. Throw more parties indeed!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Bucking the trends ( which are usually bs anyways) is my THING Elin. I have a saddle hanging in my closet.ReplyCancel

  • Carolann Iadarola - LOL love each and evey one of them. I think these are my resolutions now too.ReplyCancel

  • Rosalind Warren - Fabulous!
    A terrific idea, and beautifully carried out.
    Tweeting and Sharing.ReplyCancel

  • Ellen Dolgen - You are my hero! I LOVE LOVE LOVE your resolutions! Many of these, I am successfully acomplishing already! Love realistic goals like this.ReplyCancel

  • Diane Tolley - Realistic goals I can get behind! I especially love the ‘eat what I want to’ resolution. My house for chocolate later . . .?ReplyCancel

  • Lois Alter Mark - Ooh, I like your resolutions, my friend. I might actually be able to keep all of those.ReplyCancel

  • Mari Collier - LOL Those non-resolutions should be easy enough to follow. I’m not sure I like the read less. How do I convince you to read Earthbound then? Merlot should help the brain cells though.ReplyCancel

  • Kimberly Montgomery - You’ve just made my year so much simplier! Now, can you take care of my closet??
    Kimberly XOReplyCancel

  • Stephanie - Lol this is awesome. I’m with you with all what you said. I don’t ever make New Years resolutions just because a.) I’ll never commit to it the entire year and b.) like you said any day is the first day of the rest of your life. If I wanna commit to start working out more, I’m not going to wait until January 1st to do so, Imma do it today, right now!

    Thanks for sharing at Manic Monday Linky party!!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - You’re so welcome Stephanie! Your LINK party was fun!!ReplyCancel

  • Marianne Joyce - Your list is perfect!!! I’m happy to help you keep them!ReplyCancel

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