Changing Seasons: Let’s Get Naked.

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Changing Seasons: Let’s Get Naked

 

Here’s how I started my day: naked, with a cat wrapped around my neck like a mink stole (because that’s how I sleep roll).

 

 

I shook the tail end of a dream off (That began with being seduced by Tom Selleck but ended with parking his car-WTF?) and took note of the sun shining through the window.

 

Maybe today would be warmer?

 

With total disregard for the dyslexic thermometer taunting me from the other side of the window, I ventured an arm outside to test the waters.

 

Damn. Still cool. The Sun is being an asshole.

 

Since I only own a very select few pieces of cold weather articles, I once again, slipped on my three-day-used yoga pants, long sleeved tee and Uggs. Deodorant mandatory. The hell with laundry and polite society.

 

C’est la vie. The day must go on…

 

And it did, like a vaudeville show with eight costume changes between four acts: Morning; with the aforementioned Walmartesque outfit. Afternoon, necessitated a jailbreak for my slender calves and a cooling of my nether regions, so on went a pair of kacky capri’s with a hole in the ass. Unintentional, but who cares? Same tee. Change to flip-flops. Late afternoon brought about a power walk so onnnnnn went THAT outfit, which found me rounding the corner either working up a good lather- or a hot flash. I can’t tell anymore.

 

And finally, as if to laugh at my folly, a cold breeze blew in, so back to the Uggs with a blanket (as I write this) tossed over my lap.

 

So is a Day In The Life of a silly human who thinks she can outsmart changing seasons but always finds a mink stole a necessary accessory when naked.

 

 

Best outfit ever.

 

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  • Roshni - Comfort before style is my personal style too!!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Comfort in the home! ps: LOVE the new pic!ReplyCancel

  • Connie McLeod - Sounds like a typical winter day in south Louisiana!ReplyCancel

  • Connie McLeod - Sounds like a typical winter day in south Louisiana!ReplyCancel

  • Connie McLeod - Sounds like a typical winter day in south Louisiana!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Exactly Connie. Bi-polar weather. I think our winter is over though.ReplyCancel

  • Carol Cassara - That cat. I mean. That cat. Not that I didn’t enjoy this peek into your hole-in-the-ass wardrobe. I did. But that cat.ReplyCancel

  • Tam Warner Minton - I LOVE that cat. Would love to see a photo of you with him around your neck….ReplyCancel

  • Karen D. Austin - I admire your abition. I got dressed at 5:30 am. I’ve been in yoga pants all day. I’m having company for dinner. Hmmm. Will I change?ReplyCancel

  • Alana Mautone - Well, working in an office, I have to get dressed in work type clothes. At 6:30 am I am dressing with my eyes glued shut. Then, some days when I walk after work, I’m exercising in that same outfit. If only. Sigh.ReplyCancel

  • Carolann Iadarola - lol cute and adorable cat too! When I’m home working it’s always sweats and long sleeve tee…how borning but warm and toasty!ReplyCancel

  • Mari Collier - The temperature is half-way decent here, but that wind is so cold that I have complained all day long. I want warm. You would appreciate the tanturm.ReplyCancel

  • Diane Tolley - Now that’s a wardrobe I can understand! 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Estelle Sobel Erasmus - You and that cat are both adorable!ReplyCancel

  • Gary Sidley - Is parking Tom Selleck’s car a euphemism? It got me thinking about how I’d like to leave my car in Jennifer Aniston’s garage!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Maybe we could both change their oil?ReplyCancel

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