Tag Archives: Humor

I have a ‘friend’.   He lives next door.   We see each other often.   I drive him crazy and he pisses me off.   I never ask his opinions and… he gives them anyways.   I tell him he looks like he should sit down and… he tells me to go to hell. […]

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  • Abby@Midlifecrisisnut.com - I’m glad for this one too. You two surely hit it off! xx AbbyReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - We are great together. One of my favorite people of all time. Such a smartass. Perfection.ReplyCancel

  • Roshni - I wish I could be there sitting with you two and just silently appreciating the conversation!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - My husband just likes to sit and listen and shake his head. Don and I are like a vaudeville show it seems.ReplyCancel

  • Myke Todd - If, in a month’s time, I am fortunate enough to read one great poem, one great short story, and one great dialogue set, I consider that to be a very good month. I read a lot of blogs, in hopes of achieving this plateau.

    You have more than taken care of the dialogue post, here. This is altogether brilliant and entertaining.

    Great post, Cheryl.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Thanks Myke! I can’t make this stuff up.ReplyCancel

  • Cary Vaughn - Love this!!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - I want to marry him. He won’t have me. I feel incomplete!ReplyCancel

  • Carol Bates Cook - I love the dialogue and I just checked out the book – I might just order it for my iPad.ReplyCancel

  • Megan McWilliams - fabulous!ReplyCancel

  • Ellen Dolgen - Gay husbands are the best! I am going to add the book to my summer reading list. OMG- Summer is almost here!ReplyCancel

  • Carol Cassara - What color is your door? I know, sort of a non-sequitur and absolutely not what you were going for. But, that’s what came up for me. ROTFLReplyCancel

  • Sheryl Kraft - The best dialog I’ve heard in a very long time! Priceless.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - This is the tip of the iceberg. I wish I had a tape recorder.ReplyCancel

  • Tam Warner Minton - Sounds like a fun guy! A little back and forth is good for you.ReplyCancel

  • Carolann - lol he sounds amazing. And what a fine pair you both make. I wish I knew someone like that. He sounds like your soul mate!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - I’m a very lucky person to know him. It’s been a blessing.ReplyCancel

  • Grammie Time - Interesting dialogue! I’ll have to check this book out.ReplyCancel

  • Maggie MacMillan - Love is love. The more we have in our lives the better, whatever form it takes. This is beautiful 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Sue Loncaric - Sounds like a fab relationship and I must check out the book.ReplyCancel

  • Jennifer Rochette Koshak - This is fabulous!ReplyCancel

  • Janine - I starting reading this earlier in the day and it captured me so much that I had to close my browser and come back to it again in the evening to really soak it up. I love how you wrote this. The essence. The simplicity. The relationship. The title. Love it.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Thank you Janine. When I decided to write ‘something’ about Don and me,I thought the best way was to just record a typical conversation between us. I know we both feel the love and admiration and I was hoping readers would too. Thank you again.ReplyCancel

  • Rebecca Forstadt Olkowski - Looks like a fun read. The fact that he is 85 and taking long drags on cigarettes is amazing.ReplyCancel

  • Diane Tolley - You can just hear the affection behind the words…ReplyCancel

  • Gary Sidley - I love it! I can visualise these interactions and I already feel like I know your 80+-year-old neighbour. Long may your banter continue.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - He’s 86. I’m keeping my fingers crossed. HA!ReplyCancel

  There’s this crazy little ‘thing’ that happens on the way to the forum, or in a self-imposed hiatus from the Kingdom blogging  (due to actual real-life events- go figure) …   You may get the vapors.   The conflict, of course, is that writing a blog is hard work. It takes t-i-m-e and patience and […]

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  • MJM - I freaking love this piece! I can totally relate to what you’re saying here, bottom line, it’s not easy being a blogger.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - No. It’s not. And you write 3? How the hell…..ReplyCancel

  • Tam Warner Minton - I am with you, there are things bloggers do not have to worry about!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Trade-offs to everything in Life. Damn it.ReplyCancel

  • Myke Todd - My goodness… I have not laughed so hard in weeks. And, respectfully… You could paraphrase a page in a telephone book and make it entertaining.

    I would never survive in the real blogging world. I knew that at the start. My efforts are miniscule, and off the radar. It is like a front porch with a swing at a rural house, just off a country road, you pass, only because you took a wrong turn off the main highway.

    I really like it here.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Well, it certainly appears you can turn a phrase Myke! The rural front porch has always confused me. Just WHO are they looking at all the way out in the boondocks? Muskrats? Muskrats in Love? (remember that terrible song?)ReplyCancel

  • Judy Freedman - Just the advice I needed to hear today. Blogging is hard work and it’s a labor of love.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - And we’re all on the prison rock pile together. < >ReplyCancel

  • Rosemond - Bravo!! Love your points and yes you WILL insult someone just simply by writing, being, or breathing! The first hateful troll is the hardest!!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Confession: I love the haters. My very reason for ‘being’. They give me full permission to let loose.ReplyCancel

  • Lynda@fitnessmomwinecountry - Cheryl !! Love this piece. I am right at this point with blogging. Oh and how did you know I had a perfectly toned ass? LOL Must be all that Pure Barre
    I have a love hate relationship with my blogging. I love my site, I love writing especially when the words flow from my head to fingers and out from the keyboard. I tend to have so much to say all the time, but find other distractions in my day to take me away from sharing my thoughts with the world.
    Thank you for this 🙂ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - And I love your writing! And I’m certain your ass is Pure Barre toned, but I digress… when the ideas blossom and our brains turn a phrase, and the words rush out (without typos) and it’s all just sooooo much FUN- Life is good. Problem is, it’s not always that easy is it? But then again, you are fit and living in wine country, so maybe it is. HA!ReplyCancel

  • Lisa Carpenter - Oh my goodness! No. 4 has been giving me vapors of late. Makes me nuts. I shall now stop worrying about it, though, because YOU said I shouldn’t worry! Thank you! 😀

    PS: Nice list of truths.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - I’m right- right? No algorithm invented can increase readership- just good writing and checking in with your friends from time to time. Glad I have you Lisa!ReplyCancel

  • Carol Cassara - Tea with the Queen? Gotta do it. One day soon. WHy aren’t there 17 months in a year? Why? There are no good answers to that question, right? Yeah, I’m feeling kind of crazy this morning. Don’t mind me.ReplyCancel

  • Laura Ehlers - It is so true…that not writing vacant feeling! Thanks for the reminder, Your Highness!ReplyCancel

  • Ruth Curran - I have been right there with you. It feels good to let it flow and be in the company of the choir or the royal court or whoever shows up, right? Love this so much Cheryl!ReplyCancel

  • Diane Tolley - Talent oozes from my pores as well. Highly impractical. I wish it would show up someplace useful . . .ReplyCancel

  • Carla Birnberg - Amen to all of this. I’ve been doing this thing called blogging for too long now 🙂 almost 15 years (!)and I still write each post as though no one’s reading because once I imagine someone reading… There goes the post 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Andrea Bates - I LOVE this post. LOVE.

    So true. I follow your suggestions with my whole being! And yet – I still make myself crazy now and then. But great tips, great post. 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Ellen Dolgen - When you are in the vagina business, your audience can be narrow, large, moist and dry. You just gotta go with it.ReplyCancel

  • Rebecca Forstadt Olkowski - I totally relate to the “changing voice” number 3. Constantly. But, there’s nothing bad about evolving. I do it constantly.ReplyCancel

  • Sue Koepnick - I love this! It is ok to just do your own thing and not follow everyone’s “expert” advice. I found you through a Facebook group, and I’m so glad!ReplyCancel

  • Haralee Weintraub - I will make my own tea and I do love a list. My audience is the menopausal woman, know her, love her, wished she would comment more but understand, or at least I think I do ! As long as they don’t do #7 too often I am OK!ReplyCancel

  • Mari Collier - But I don’t like tea and really am not impressed with the idea that birth would make thee better than me. This means I have alienated a whole group of potential readers. By the way, that facial cream you recommended does seem to work. I hadn’t bought it as it was considerably more than the Old Age product I was using. This one, however, smooths on so easily. Thanks!ReplyCancel

  • Charles E. Burnham - Gregorian Calendar? Hmmm. Interesting. Because my dear wife and all of her ancestors are Jewish, I have been asked if I ever considered converting. I mean, neither of us believes in magic, so that stops some people, but sometimes I have to say that I can’t decide between becoming a Jew and becoming a Greek. Easter would be May 1, this year if I did. Talk about wacked out! As long as it’s Spring right now, who cares what month it is?ReplyCancel

  • Lois Alter Mark - I just read Ellen Dolgen’s comment and nothing I can say will possibly beat that. And that’s one of the best parts of blogging for me – other bloggers 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Leanne Le Cras - I loved all of these – we all secretly fret about them at times and then find out that everyone else is just cruising along too – the ones busting the butts to be the biggest and the best are welcome to it. Give me fun and interaction and a good laugh here and there and I’m happy (oh and I’ll have a cucumber sandwich – no crusts – with my cuppa thank you) xReplyCancel

  • Cathy Lawdanski - #1 & #4 – I guess the thing to do is just keep hacking away, practicing, learning and doing the best work you know how to do! That’s what I try to focus on when I’m not obsessing about the rest!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - You’re so right! You remember the old joke ‘How Do You Get To Carnegie Hall?’—Practice! HA!ReplyCancel

  • Paul D. Brads - This is so spot on. And there’s a queen, you mentioned Downton Abbey, and tea…who could ask for more ???ReplyCancel

  • Norma Beishir - All good advice. I follow a few blogs that either don’t include images at all, or they put in something so small, you need a magnifying glass to see it.ReplyCancel

  • Gary Sidley - Humour blogging is the writing that I most enjoy, despite my modest number of followers. I often laugh while I’m writing it (I’m not sure what that indicates – self-indulgence? insanity?). And I think you’re right, you do tend to gravitate to a loyal and supportive group of people with a similar mind set.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - And I’m so pleased we support each other!!ReplyCancel

I can not tell a lie (lie) I love using colloquialisms.   They make you sound clever and witty. Sometimes as smart as a book, sometimes as sharp as a tack and tacks are sharp. That’s their purpose. I love something that does it’s intended job.   And so goes the cliché phrase; the one that […]

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  • Carla - YESSSSS
    I am with you, Sister, on the ass one 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Carolann - LOL I love them too. I especially love the snarky ones. I made sure to copy down the ones I want to use. It’s always great to have a good retort when someone is being a PIA.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Are there really enough snarky retorts for all the PIA’s in the world???? Please send some my way- the retorts, that is.ReplyCancel

  • Beth Havey - Love this, you’ve got me chuckling. The wet behind the ears has to apply to birth–so when we first come into the world–we are wet all over and know shit!!


    • Cheryl - Actually I think my kittens came into the world smarter then a lot of humans I know. Go figure. HA!ReplyCancel

  • Carol Cassara - I always thought it should be nuts to soup. But that’s a limited menu. I know, just saying.ReplyCancel

  • Amy - The Shakespeare quote is a bit off, which may be part of the difficulty. “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell AS sweet.” I love how phrases change over time. ‘Dollars to doughnuts’ is a family favorite. No clue what to make of it or how it originated, but anything that involves doughnuts is good thing!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Ohhhh. I love that one! Dollars to Doughnuts. Have no idea what it means… but i LOVE it!ReplyCancel

  • Adela - Great laugh! I love to hear the origin story of some of these sayings. Like “rule of thumb.” I try hard not to use this one because it comes from the size of the stick a man could legally beat his wife with. No thicker than his thumb. now, if it was no longer than his thumb, I could maybe live with that.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Fascinating! We could talk about origins forever.ReplyCancel

  • Sharon Hodor Greenthal - My daughter’s choir teacher used to say “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.” I’ve always liked that one (similar to yours).ReplyCancel

  • Lois Alter Mark - Don’t you wonder who came up with these in the first place and how they became so popular? And is doornail really a word?ReplyCancel

  • Mari Collier - You left out several, but a few are politically incorrect, but here is one I did use when a character was speaking in my novel. “You’re as white-faced as a hooty owl.” Southerners have such a delightful way of speaking.ReplyCancel

  • Estelle Sobel Erasmus - Love these. I imagine you saying them and they are even better!ReplyCancel

  • Roy A. Ackerman, PhD, EA - They get to be adages because they worked in one era or another. And, whether it’s the world in which you want to reside, that one applies more today than in a long time. Which is why we have to work to change the world!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Amen brother! Words and their usage are such a lens into the past. I could talk to you all day!ReplyCancel

  • Sue Pekarek - In the early 1900s one of their slang words was “giggle water” which meant = an intoxicating beverage, and that is what this post made me do… giggle, but I am not intoxicated.ReplyCancel

  • Diane Tolley - Enjoyed this. From beginning to end (soup to nuts)!ReplyCancel

  • Roshni AaMom - LOL!! How great minds think alike! 😛 I just took a break from compiling this massive list! I promise I won’t use any of these. Just wanted to tell you though that you are the bee’s knees!ReplyCancel

  • Abby@Midlifecrisisnut.com - I loved them all! I feel like calling Sven too:) xx AbbyReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - I’ll tell him your calling. HeheeeeeeReplyCancel

  • Christopher Mitchell (Another Government Employee) - Ah, yes… The Fair Weather Friend. Loves beach days but leaves when the storm comes. Only to come back to gloat over the pieces.

    Damn, Son! You could at least give me a towel.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - And a sand bucket, but not for sand. Plus a shovel. You get the gist…ReplyCancel

  • Myke Todd - Finally, I got in. I guess this really is a smart phone. You shared some really good examples here. My favorite was… Wait a minute. The dog is barking outside. He sounds serious. Be right back…

    Okay. I am back. Nothing major. He just has a bobcat treed up a Sycamore. Back to your post. Reminds me of a couple of poems I have written. One was “The All Cliche Poem of Unrequited Love.” … Don’t see any of my cliches in you list. And, by the way, no one loves a good list more than me. Ever since Myspace went on hiaitus, I just can’t locate good lists. Yours is premium… I am just a Wed tad shaken over your interpretation of fair weather friends. I have a poem named… You guessed it… “Fair Weather Friends” and to make matters more studious, that poem serves as my mission statement on my poetry blog… Go figure.

    Anyways, really nice go find your post here. You brought me joy today on a day I did not think I had a smile in me, and darned if I am not grinning like a chicken eating briers… Best of luck to you in both coming and future events… Myke ToddReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - You wax poetic my friend. May the wind be at your back but not blow you down, as wind as apt to do, so let’s just skip the light fantastic because light is a good thing. I can’t find my shoes in the dark. I could go on… and on….ReplyCancel

  • Gary Sidley - Cheryl – some might criticise you for being a bit too literal/concrete in your thinking, but I’d defend you to the hilt/ as if my life depended upon it because I’m bold as brass. And don’t let criticism get you down because, remember, cream always rises to the top so don’t hide your light under a bushel.
    Best wishesReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - From your lips to God’s ears- like he needs ears. Jeez. XXOOReplyCancel

  A while back I was going crazy.   I’m ignoring all of your snickers   I was hankerin’ for a design project.   I gave Ben a choice; he could agree to purchase an additional property around the size of a Newport mansion or we could get a brand spankin’ new state-of-the-art little toy […]

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  • Ellen Dolgen - Your blogs are great! You have me yearning for a, “Daisy” of my own! No one in my family would believe that one! The pie seems to be the easy part …..wow….I am so impressed with your renovations. You are good, girl!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - And… the custom reupholstered cushions arrived today! So more updates to follow!ReplyCancel

  • Cathy Chester - You are multi-talented. When I get shpilkes (the Yiddish word for being unable to sit still) I go for a walk. You do makeovers, cooking, and who knows what else? Amazing.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - And wallpapering. Don’t forget that!ReplyCancel

  • Sue - I love the wallpaper and curtains that don’t look like any other camper inside I have seen or could imagine. You’re turning it into your own little portable palace. Can’t wait to see how Daisy turns out.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - More to follow Sue. The reupholstered cushions arrived today.I’ll take true AFTER pics next week. It’s so fun!ReplyCancel

  • Sheryl - Wow! You are turning an ordinary camper into an absolutely beautiful haven…brilliant and so creative and admirable, I say.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Thanks Sheryl! It’s been a blast to do!ReplyCancel

  • Carol Cassara - Are you kidding? You are a rockstar designer of the trailer crowd! I can’t wait to see the bigger picture, don’t make me wait!ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - OMG! It is awesome! I’ve had the cushions reupholstered in ‘Bovine’ with yellow/white damask piping. Sorta Cowgirl on LSD. HA!ReplyCancel

  • Shelley Zurek - Laughing at your genius and sheer guts to take something so new and shiny and make it your own. Can’t wait to see big detailed photos of the final project.ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Oh Shelley it’s going to blow your mind. More pics to follow…. hold onto your hat!ReplyCancel

  • Tam Warner Minton - You know how to rock and roll! update us on the cushions!ReplyCancel

  • Helene Cohen Bludman - Now that’s an ambitious project. But have no doubt that you’ve got things under control.ReplyCancel

  • Kathryn Minicozzi - I want one of those! I don’t know what I’d do with it because I live in The Bronx, I don’t have a car and I don’t have a use for it, but I want one of those anyway! LOL!ReplyCancel

  • Mari Collier - I have never understood redoing something new. Maybe a curtain or two, but redoing the whole thing? No way. Did I mention I hate anything to do with housekeeping? You, though, are having a blast. Go for it!ReplyCancel

  • Lois Alter Mark - Wow, that is awesome! You need to take it on some amazing road trip now!ReplyCancel

  • Estelle Sobel Erasmus - I love it. Wow, what amazing design stye you have!ReplyCancel

  • Carolann Iadarola - What a fun project! Love the wallpaper! Can’t wait to see the rest of project.ReplyCancel

  • Shelley Marshall - Love it!ReplyCancel

  • Diane Tolley - Interesting you should mention ‘pie’ when ‘pi’ day is just around the corner. The most popular day in our hosehold after Christmas. (Actually, I think the two days may be tied…) Bring your sweet little Daisy up to Canada. Spring is almost here. We guarantee we’ll be serving 10 kinds of homemade pie!ReplyCancel

      A funny thing happened on my way to middle age: I reinvented my groove (and I don’t even know Stella).   I think most women (and probably some men- maybe- perhaps- occasionally) can relate to this.   As a woman you are constantly juggling more then one hat: Eternal Girl, Grown Woman, […]

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  • Suzy Turner - Absolutely brilliant! I must say I’m loving your blog, I think I’ll stay around for a while 🙂

    • Cheryl - Well you just made my day Suzy! So wonderful to have a new reader and you should stick around- I throw good parties! Hahaha.ReplyCancel

  • Elaine Ambrose - Excellent! We are warriors, indeed! When do I get to see you again. Think of all the trouble and mayhem we could cause…ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - I’m hoping to attend the Midlife conference in Vegas. I’m bring bail $.ReplyCancel

  • tam Warner Minton - No worries, I’ve been feisty for most of my life. I have lived the “usual” woman life while also living outside of it and never being truly a part of it. Make sense?ReplyCancel

    • Cheryl - Perfect sense. You know the dance steps but have your own song playing in your head. I GET it.ReplyCancel

  • Lynda@fitnessmomwinecountry - Cheryl, I am not surprised, I love reading you. Great job 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Carol Cassara - I love how in this book, “feisty” is demonstrated in so many different ways. MANY ways. Because feisty is in the eye of the beholder. And in the eye of the fiesty one. Speaking as a Feisty Over 45er. Yeah, in the book. Elaine is like the producers who get that women over a certain age can act and need roles. And content that serves our age group. So glad she’s there for us!ReplyCancel

  • Elizabeth A. Havey - Your writing style will fit right in. Sex kitten I don’t think I ever was. LOL. Wishing you the best.ReplyCancel

  • Estelle Sobel Erasmus - Yay you!! Can’t wait to read this one!ReplyCancel

  • Mari Collier - You go girl! I can so relate, except no one famous called me. I do the the feeling of success though. There is nothing like getting an Amazon Best Seller Badge–unless it would be a call from a movie producer, but I’m not holding my breath. You be feisty! I’ll do it my way!ReplyCancel

  • Mary La Fornara Gutierrez - I like Holy Crap, too! Congratulations! Looking forward to it!ReplyCancel

  • Carolann Iadarola - Wow, best seller cred! I really need to grab a copy and read it soon. Best of continued luck with it sweetie! Oh and yes, Holy Crap!ReplyCancel

  • Rosalind Warren - “Holy crap which is my way of saying Amen.” LOVE it. I’m in this book too and I can’t wait to read it. I’m in excellent company. 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Lois Alter Mark - So great to have so many feisty voices out there. This is not our grandmothers’ midlife!ReplyCancel

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